Ed - "First, lets have a few words from our sponsor…"
Alan - "Thank you for purchasing the all new absolutely free and easy only a click away…. Version 2. And now for something completely different, here is a picture of A tree."

Yes, ladies and gentlemen here is a picture of Mr Arthur Tree of 39 Windsor Gardens, Clackton.
Thank you Mr A Tree.

Ed - "Thanks for that Alan. And now folks we normally take this time to save whatever we are doing, as a system crash normally occurs around  %*-#$*. No…. only kidding... don't panic… don't panic Mr Mannering"
Alan - "But what a coincidence that would be !
Ed - "Cut the crap Alan, and tell us more about this web site."
Alan - "Well here we are,…. All this was done to in a couple of nights to get something on the web. Ive done it. Hurrah !!**!*!*!. That's about it for today. Tune in soon for more witty bit's later on."….

Goodnight. (It is here.)

If you would like to contact any of us, please click on the link at the bottom of each page…. Ta very much mi' duck.

Remember folks, A dog is for life - Not for dinner !

If you've got this far then, I suppose you will be e'ing me soon.


Hope u have a nice time……..